epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

raspbeary:

petition for lana to do dark versions of all the disney songs cause damn

bvrkee:

I want to kiss u but I can’t and this makes me sad

(Source: goongobs)

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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